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Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"You have the Hum bug.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Grumpy Old Men

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'I know how you feel.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

'When did I become so old and morose?' 'I know. It seems only yesterday you were young and morose.'