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Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"I'm sixty-six – I don't want to see puppets in anything."

"He's angry about getting old."