Grumpy Humorist Mugs

Brighten their morning with a mug that speaks their language—witty, dry, and just a little bit sarcastic. Perfect for the grumpy humorist who loves a good laugh over coffee.

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"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'." mockup

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

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Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub. mockup

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

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Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...

Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price... mockup

Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...

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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles." mockup

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.' mockup

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe." mockup

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

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"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness." mockup

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

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'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!' mockup

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

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"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to." mockup

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

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Grumpy old merry men.

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Old Man Journal

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"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again." mockup

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

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'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...' mockup

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

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Grumpy Old Men

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'I know how you feel.'

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'Kids get right up my nose!'

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"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy." mockup

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

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"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!" mockup

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

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At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention. mockup

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

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"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'." mockup

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

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'Self-help books for cynics'

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"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out." mockup

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

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"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish mockup

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

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"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?" mockup

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

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Uncle Murray Weekly

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"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!" mockup

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

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"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!" mockup

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

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"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical." mockup

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

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'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.' mockup

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

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Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.' mockup

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

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'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

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'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'The problem with politics is politicians!' mockup

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

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"Everything okay, Wilson?"

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Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling... mockup

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

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Grumpy Humorist Mugs Collection

Grumpy Humorist Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows that add personality and humor to any space, ideal for the grumpy humorist.

Grumpy Humorist Prints

Elevate their decor with witty and satirical prints that celebrate the grumpy humorist’s unique sense of humor.

Grumpy Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our selection of t-shirts designed for the grumpy humorist—funny, sarcastic, and perfect for making a statement.