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'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Nick Offerman

Grumpy old merry men.

"Who are These People?"

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

Goblin.

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

Beryl Baimbridge

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Party Favor Cat

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Monster in a T-shirt.

"Everything okay, Wilson?"