Grumpy Character Fan Pillows

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Nick Offerman

Grumpy old merry men.

"Who are These People?"

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Grumpy Old Men

Goblin.

"I just always show up to everything!"

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

Beryl Baimbridge

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

Party Favor Cat

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"