Grumpy Cat Lover Pillows

Thank you for not stroking.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

The Cat Lady