Grumpy Cat Lover Gifts

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Thank you for not stroking.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Let's swap some cats today."

Grumpy old merry men.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Cats waiting for fish.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

And that's why I'm still single!

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

"Everything okay, Wilson?"