Clumsy Cat Lover Gifts

'Tripped over the cat.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Let's swap some cats today."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Job applicant.

Cat Emojis

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

Cats waiting for fish.

And that's why I'm still single!

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'

The Cat Lady