Clumsy Cat Lover T-Shirts

'Tripped over the cat.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"Let's swap some cats today."

"I dropped my goblet!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Football concussion - one beer too many at the game, and I fell off my seat."

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'Can I help it if I was given all thumbs and two left feet?'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

Pandora's cat.

'Do you still wonder why you were passed over for accounting research manager?'

Cat Emojis

Job applicant.

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

And that's why I'm still single!

'You know, this is the second bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"I'm afraid it's curiosity."

'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'