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BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

The practical psychopath

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

I'm sure it's fake.

"Slippery, huh?"

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Canary Heaven...

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"I love every single one of these."