Grumpy Cat Admirer Gifts

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'Whadd'ya mean my bowl's in the dishwasher?!'

"I have this sudden urge to be unselfish, affectionate and outgoing. Never mind, it passed."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

The practical psychopath

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"I hate it..."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

Grumpy Old Men

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Canary Heaven...