Grumpy Cat Admirer Pillows

"I have this sudden urge to be unselfish, affectionate and outgoing. Never mind, it passed."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

The practical psychopath

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I hate it..."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

The Invention of Bagpipes

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I love every single one of these."

Grumpy Old Men

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "