Sarcastic Kitty Admirer Pillows

The practical psychopath

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cat with Crown.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Kate's Cat Kennel

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"Meowzers!"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats

"Hello, Kitty!"

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

Art for Cats

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

Cat Park

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"I regret letting the cat talk us into signing that NDA."

"What gives a miserable piece of lowlife trash the idea that no one likes him?"