Sarcastic Kitty Admirer T-Shirts

The practical psychopath

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Show

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cat with Crown.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Kate's Cat Kennel

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Meowzers!"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"They say as cats age, they lose their curiosity."

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats

"Hello, Kitty!"

"What gives a miserable piece of lowlife trash the idea that no one likes him?"

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

Cat and Owner Ignore Each Other.

Art for Cats

Cat Park

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."