Whimsical Feline Admirer T-Shirts

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

The practical psychopath

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

What does aloof mean?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Slippery, huh?"

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

Carpet Cows

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat in a Christmas tree.

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I love every single one of these."

Canary Heaven...

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."