Grumpy Cats Pillows

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

'No.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Moan Pig.

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Matched pair

"You're my precious little boo!"

"Personally, I think it should read 'next misery guts'."

"I...hate...this....song."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Thank you for not stroking.

'One lifetime with him was enough!'

Miserable hour - Come in and moan about the price...

'It's not fair!'

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.