Grumpy Cat Lovers Pillows

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have the Hum bug.'

Grumpy Old Men

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.