Cat Complainers Pillows

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"I hate it..."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Sick Exhibitionist

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Where does it hurt?"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"A cat wouldn't answer."

"I would not be opposed to a cat tax."

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

'You know, this work is misery, but I really like the people I work with.'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'I hope you find something that's worth complaining to my friends about.'

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'I'm afraid your complaining is chronic.' - 'I want a second opinion!!'

'You can contact us 3 ways: an email that will be trashed, a fax that will be buried, and a letter which will be lost.'

Honk If You Hate Cats

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'