Dog Complainers Pillows

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Frankly, I can't really understand why my husband would be referred to as a "Domestic Cat": he does nothing around the house..."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"In what way do you feel you have been unfairly treated?"

'This decaf's lousy.'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Bob's whine cellar.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Ryanair refunds

Medical Bracelet

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Homework eating dogs

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

'I like it.'

"Where does it hurt?"