Dog Complainers Gifts

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Frankly, I can't really understand why my husband would be referred to as a "Domestic Cat": he does nothing around the house..."

"In what way do you feel you have been unfairly treated?"

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Bob's whine cellar.

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Medical Bracelet

'To be honest, you're the only one who sometimes bothers to hear my complaints.'

Homework eating dogs

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I know I should Fuggedaboutit but I can't."

'I like it.'

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Sure I had the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow, but my finger turned blue and my hemorrhoids were killing me!'

"Waiter, there's a greenfly in my soup!"