Whining Dogs Gifts

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

10 K Tail-Chase

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"You keep impeccable time."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Hot Air Balloon

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You've already been for a walk."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

Fido and Fifi

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."