Barking Mad Over Dogs Gifts

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog phrenology

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Dog in therapy.

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

The Inner Dog.

One giant bark for dogkind.

'He's barking mad!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

'No, no, no I said SIT'