Whining Dogs Prints

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"You keep impeccable time."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"A little help, please."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Hot Air Balloon

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Whine and cheezed party."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"You've already been for a walk."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fido and Fifi

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Headshot of perky dog.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No, I did not sniff you!"