Canine Complainant Gifts

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

Homework eating dogs

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'I like it.'

Customer Service. I only handle complaints -- What you have is a beef?

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dog reading catalog with impish grin.

'Sorry, they all smell the same to me.'

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

'Bless me father for I have sinned, I lied about my pie crusts not having lard in them, 12 times, and I killed my daughter's Schnauzer.'

"I just don't get it. According to my calculations, they spend on average five days out of seven away from home: Where do they go and what do they do?"

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

"Complaints about the industry have gone through the roof!"

'You stated on your resume that you're selfish, independent, and you hate dogs. I think you and I are going to get on wonderfully.'

'I said... oh, forget it!'

"You want to complain about bureaucracy? Well..."

Great movie. I wagged, I whined.

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Complaints Department.