All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!
Canine Command Critic Gifts
Seeking the perfect gift for the canine command critic in your life? Explore our collection of witty, playful items that capture their passion for training pups. From amusing mugs to clever prints, find a thoughtful surprise that will make their training sessions even more fun. These products blend humor and personality, making them ideal for dog lovers who enjoy a bit of fun with their training routines. Celebrate their canine dedication with gifts that speak to their witty side.
'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'
'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'
"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."
"I'm seeing some dominance issues."
'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'
"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."
The First Martian Dog.
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'
Dog with Anchor Lead
'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'
Dog training
'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."
"He's our finest service animal."
Top dogs IN and OUT trays
Dog walker / Cat walker.
(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)
'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'
'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'
"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"
Cruel Pet Tricks
'Oh, yes, you will get off!'
"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."
Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."
"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"
'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'
Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.
'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'
'I want you to make this company as perfect as it looks in our TV commercial spots.'
"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."
'I already have a home security system.'
'Play dead.'
Canine Command Critic Gifts Collection
Canine Command Critic Mugs
Looking for more humorous mugs for the canine command critic? Explore our collection of witty designs that are perfect for their coffee or tea breaks.
Canine Command Critic Pillows
Find playful pillows that add personality to any dog lover's home. Perfect for lounging or gifting to the canine command critic in your life.
Canine Command Critic Prints
Browse our collection of witty and charming prints, a perfect way to celebrate the unique humor and training prowess of your favorite canine command critic.
Canine Command Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the clever dog trainer in your life. Ideal for showcasing their passion and sense of humor in casual style.