Canine Command Gifts

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog yoga

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'