Dog Command Enthusiast Gifts

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

The First Martian Dog.

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"He's our finest service animal."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dog History

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!