Dog Command Enthusiast Mugs

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'