Canine Control Enthusiast Mugs

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'