Canine Control Enthusiast Prints

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."