Canine Controller Prints

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

The First Martian Dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

Pushy Dog

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog Day Afternoon

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"He's our finest service animal."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He did it!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."