Canine Command Mugs

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"