Canine Commander Gifts

Dog training

'I already have a home security system.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"After the dog starting running meetings, our performance increased by 30%..."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Now that the dog's finally house trained, I can start working on Dave.'

"I've got him well trained."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Happy Pup Obedience School: Children Accepted

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Cute.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sorry vicar, you'll have to move. Cuddles is waiting for his bed."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Valley trash

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I've marshalled all forces loyal to me."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"My last dog always too a right there."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."