Canine Coordinator Gifts

Walk the dog.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Riding School Chaos

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Great Therapy!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bears going water skiing.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."