Critter Coordinator Gifts

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

Worm Appreciation Society!

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"The thing is we lived in L.A.,...we never even needed mittens!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

"What have you done?"

Steps Class

Non Compos Mantis

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

'But they get attached to me!'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

Walk the dog.

"Dad, I found your paper and your slippers."

'He's at a very destructive age.'

"It looks as though we've got mice and blue-tits!"