Canine Counselor Gifts

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'I'd like to get my bark and bite in harmony.'

'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Books for dogs dealing with life issues.

Fido phones

'You're not a bad dog...you're just a dog that does bad things. Now, get off the couch!'

Long Range Planning: 'I'll eat, I'll chase my shadow, and I'll look at the chair leg for a while. Then, maybe, I'll take a snooze.'

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

'Has anyone seen my book on pet psychology?'

'I wish they'd go to a counselor or something!'

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

'I'm so glad to see a new vet move into town...'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

Walkaholics Anonymous

"My attorney has advised me that your commands to sit, stay, or shake hands in no way obligate me to comply..."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"And just how long have your felt confined by this 'invisible fence'?"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Yes, you're definitely a good boy. Your only fault may be that you care too much."

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'I don't mind you being on the furniture, but go for the remote one more time...'

'I warned you I wanted out!'

'Why do I say you're in denial about the fear of intimacy? Your injury healed over a year ago, Skippy.'

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'The days of rewarding me with mere pats on the head are over.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are