Canine Commanders Gifts

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Dog Wrestling.

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Fetch! What about a please?"

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."