Canine Command Champs Gifts

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dog Wrestling.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Doggy Bites

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."