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"I said SLIPPERS!"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog Wrestling.

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He's our finest service animal."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

"Fetch! What about a please?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Doggy Bites

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"