Canine Champ T-Shirts

'...There's something about rescued dogs - they're just eager to please.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Doggy Bites

Schrodinger's kittens

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"I've got a pulse!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Monkey casino study.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Careful...she bites."

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."