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'Now say 'please'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

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'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog Wrestling.

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'I already have a home security system.'