Canine Commandos Pillows

'Now say 'please'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

The First Martian Dog.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Dog Wrestling.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He's our finest service animal."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Dog walker / Cat walker.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'