Dog Commanders Pillows

Man whistles for the dog, who brings the paper and settles down in the chair to read it.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

Dog Wrestling.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"Ramming Speed!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'