Dog Commanders Pillows

Man whistles for the dog, who brings the paper and settles down in the chair to read it.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog Wrestling.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"He's our finest service animal."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Ramming Speed!"

Dog walker / Cat walker.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'