Dog Command Guru Pillows

Add personality to any space with pillows designed for dog command gurus. These cozy, witty accents celebrate their training skills and love for dogs.

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"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?" mockup

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

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'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.' mockup

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

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"I'm seeing some dominance issues." mockup

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

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'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.' mockup

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

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"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team." mockup

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

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"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market." mockup

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

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Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch. mockup

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

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"Wow, what a DILF."

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"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt." mockup

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

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'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.' mockup

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

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Dog with Anchor Lead

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'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!' mockup

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

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Dog training

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'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

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"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge." mockup

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

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Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person. mockup

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

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"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'" mockup

"… She's simply asking that you no longer refer to her as 'the dog.'"

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Top dogs IN and OUT trays

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Dog walker / Cat walker.

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"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom." mockup

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

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(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!) mockup

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

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'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.' mockup

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

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"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..." mockup

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

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Cruel Pet Tricks

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"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!" mockup

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

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'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye' mockup

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

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'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

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"What happened to what cat?"

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Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day." mockup

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

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'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!' mockup

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

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"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!" mockup

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

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'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.' mockup

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

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Dog Command Guru Pillows Collection

Dog Command Guru Mugs

Explore our fun collection of mugs perfect for dog command gurus—funny, stylish, and designed to make every coffee break special.

Dog Command Guru Prints

Decorate your space with prints celebrating dog command mastery. Artistic and humorous options ideal for trainers and dog lovers alike.

Dog Command Guru T-Shirts

Check out our range of witty t-shirts for dog command gurus—highlight their skills and personality with clever slogans and eye-catching designs.