Canine Command Enthusiast Pillows

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

The First Martian Dog.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Canine Scentipede

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"A little help, please."