Canine Command Enthusiast Pillows

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"A little help, please."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Canine Scentipede

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."