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'Stop at the next chemist please, I've run out of tranquillizers.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Infantry.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

Communication Breakdowns

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Spring Cleaning

Telephone explosion

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Pentagon

"No, she likes me best!"

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"Well, you call it note-passing and whispering. We call it networking."

General/medals.

"Your new recruit's bicycle is ready, commander."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Sometimes I wonder who is controlling whom.

'Well, that's our case.'

Edward Cranston, four-letter general.

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

"Fire at will!" (Soldiers have names on helmets, Will looks worried).