Pet Commander Gifts

"First let me give you my conspectus."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Cat in a tank...

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

The First Martian Dog.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Ramming Speed!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dog Training.

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dogs texting each other emojis

"He's our finest service animal."

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Self-Employment

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'