Pet Commander T-Shirts

"First let me give you my conspectus."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Cat in a tank...

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"Ramming Speed!"

Dog Training.

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Self-Employment

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'