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Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'That will do slave.'

The household pecking order.

Cat in a tank...

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Dog with Anchor Lead

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Dog training

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Top dogs IN and OUT trays

Dog walker / Cat walker.

Self-Employment

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

'The speaker for tonight's ceremony will be our valedictorian. Speak, boy, speak.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'