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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat in a tank...

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Captain in a storm

"And where have you previously moused?"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Captain steering house through flood.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Cat park"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"We should start wearing masks."

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.